"Hi! I has funs in da bathrooms wif da Large One when him takes da plaskit shoppin baggies to da storage box in dere. Him lets me plays wif da ones him says has holes and not good for linins for da wastes baskits da Small One has all over da Manor House."
|"I askes Large One real nice lak if I can has da bad bags to plays wif.|
Him allway gives to me. Him is MY big buddy. Him tink I spechul."
|"Lookie at me ..... I has bags, I has bags. I is happy kitty!"|
|"BAD bag, bad, bad bag! Is no good bag what gots holes in,|
sos I gets to makes more holes and plays big times. I has fun!"
|"I kills bad bags. We no needs bad bags ......|
Waits ..... Iffin we has no bad bags, I has no bags to play wiffs.
Dat not fair. Maybes I makes holes in all da bags sos I can has
bags to play wiff everdays."