Julie: It was nice this weekend and I got a chance to hang out
on the porch for a while. It was fun and I did not get into any
trouble, like Tillie always seems to do.
Tillie: Hmmm, nobody, namely Mom, is around.
That's good! I can check out this nice tasty plastic bag.
Mmmmmm, smells good.
Mom: Tillie!!!!!!! Leave that bag alone! No chewing!!!
Um, I wasn't going to chew the bag Mom.
I was just going to guard it for you.