Thursday, July 21, 2011

Thursday - It's Me, MikiCato, from Five Oaks

     Hello all you handsomes and beauticious House Panther Boys and Gurls!  
     Today I talks bout da Large One and his flashy/clicky box and all da times he done shoved dat thang in my face/muzzle.  I gets all googgledy eyed when dat ting make wif da sunlight blink.  So, da las time he done made it flashy in my eyes I don gived him an ultematimum type warnin/threat.  Not sure it sunked into dat big hairless ole head, but did is what I did.

I wuz protectin my bed linens/blankies in da laundry baskit
when da Large One popped da blinky ting in my eyeballs.
I gived him da look
But he done squatted down byside dat baskit
and I knowed rat dere he were gonna make blinky agin.

So I went into my speachy ting.  
Acorse I knows him don't unnerstands kitty talk
so I did the big Mime bit.  I good at mime aktually.
I sed to himself I sed "You seez dis paw I holds up here?
Les me shows you somethin bout dis paw."

"Dis paw gots a sekret button thingy built in
so when I gets mad and don wans no more 
of somethin or somebodies.
I just aks lak I be washin my tootsie,
when acktually I is pushin da button."

Havin sed dat, I did push da secret button, 
an at da same times I puts on da 'I whops old butt' face.
Well, as all cats knows, when da secret button be pushed,
out comes da secret wepons, da CLAWS.
I seys to da Large One I seys,
"Clicks one more times in my face and I use dese 
Ninja Kitty weapons on YO face!  
Now Skatz!"
Corse I wont use dem on hims, but hims don knows dat.

     Well him done gots up, backeded up a bit, sitted down in hims chair at the beans eaty table, and said to da Small One, "You know I don't think he likes me using the camera Hon!  Maybe YOU should take the snaps from now on."
     Whatevers.  Him not takes no more piktuires or whatchamakallits snappys since den.  I lets you know iffin it worked.  Iffin it did we gots it made.  NO MOR flaslhy in da face.  Meowrrh!   Paws crossed!  
     Laters .....
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Lisa and Baby (Lisa Lisa and the Cat Jam) said...

Them beans and the flashy box! I got that tonight, too, and it was rude, plus I was picked up and smooshy cuddled at the same time. Next time I might have to lay on the bitey.

Karen Jo said...

You do a very good mime, MikiCato. You should tell your beans to take pictures of you in the daylight, so they don't have to use the flashy thing. I have mine trained that way.


Debra Taylor said...

What beautiful paws you have! You remind me of our Panther girl.

For those reading this, check out my cat blog for some interesting stories about the cat colony I manage.
Debby in Arizona

Tillie and Georgia said...

Oh Miki!!! That magic button is the best thing we kitties have! heehee
Mom certainly respects the claws ;) I just need to purrfect "the look" You do it very well Miki :)
Purrs Tillie

Laura and Jet Dragon said...

Miki, You sure do know how to show those paws to advantage. Hope your beans will back off some from the flashie box in the face thing. Mom sneaks up on me and just takes one or two. She doesn't seem to understand the Look. I may have to start pushing buttons . . .

Taffy and that woman

meowmeowmans said...

Miki, you sure showed your beans a thing or two about your paws. That magic button is PAWsome, isn't it?

Kwee Cats said...

OOoooooo, we agree, Miki! We get so irritated with our Mumsy and her flashy box thing! Sometimes we just refuse to open our eyes!

We think you handled it just great! You sure gots him to understand! That secret push button for them claws is super.

We hope you guys has a good weekend!

Roy said...

MikiCato said: "Tanks you kitties and beans for da good words. I laks postin here with da other House Panthers.

Jus wants to reminds everbodies dat my Bean gots big brofur Buddy Bear and da other 6 Mouskateers a Bloggy too. Y'all is welcomes to come visit dere too. Big Bro is webmaster in charges rat now.

Y'all comes if you can!

I be backs here nex weeks!"

The Chair Speaks said...

Oooo, mighty claws you have!