Monday, June 30, 2008

Cricket Has A Small Problem

Hello, Cricket here. I am not pleased! In fact I'm angry! There is a thing in my house that Momma claims is a kitten. I don't give a rip what he's called, he's a pain in my behind!

He smells. BAD. He tries to pounce on ME! The nerve! I hiss and I growl and I show him my fangs and all he does is hop away
and come back for more. I then must retreat to My Momma's bedroom before I give in to my impulse to EAT HIM!

Didn't he get the memo? He is supposed to fear me and show me respect. I have assumed top cat in this house. Billie the floofy Persian is to sweet and calm and Cody is too laid back (high on nip) to assume top cat responsibilities.

Mark my words panthers and other kitties of color; There will be pee, vengeance pee! Momma is going to have a lot of cleaning to do... Some how this "kitten" will learn not to pounce around acting all cute on my turf.

Remember, sometimes being naughty is not only fun, it's mandatory!


Spooker said...

Oh Cricket, I can totally relate!
That little interloping House Panther Isis has driven me to vengeance pee too!
That's a great slogan, "sometimes being naughty is not only fun, it's mandatory!!"
You go, girl!
~ Auntie Spooker

Anonymous said...

Uh, oh! We smell trouble brewin'.

Jewelgirl said...

Oh Oh, I foresee a trip to the
cleaning supply section at Petsmart!

One said...

Very nice Cats in this Blog.

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

I like to try to eat kittens too. Be careful about pouncing the little brats though. My people stuck a bell collar on me to warn the kittens that I'm coming. No fair.

ObeyThePurebreed said...

Dear Cricket,

Your travails are not in vain, nor are your struggles forgotten. I think you would make an excellent soldier in the Feline Revolution. Carry on, dark warrior.

~Advisors to Great Leader Chairman Meow

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Sorry, but this made me laugh out loud. I also think I have coffee all over the monitor too. Bwahahahahahaha. Great rant! :)