Today makes thur-teen years dat Her Majesty has been wif our Meowmy! Meowmy was just a teenbean when GranMeowmy brotted Her Majesty home wif her, she came from a farm life, a lady GranMeowmy wurked wif pickeded her out and broughted her to wurk, so she spended her furst day in a box der til it was time to come home! Meowmy was frilleded wif her and dey wents right out to get her foods and toys and a pottybox , den camed home and lovied her, and dey's been lovin her efur since! She's been froo a lot, she's done da eful m-wurd twice and she's hadda run from hurry-canes too! She's kinda grumpy but we's ok wif it, she was an onlykitty fur a long time, and she's old and an alpha so we ax-cept her da way she is!
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