House Panthers Are Hungry

I don’t know if it was the catniptinis or Brandi’s sweet kisses at the party, but it reminded me of this song mommy and I like to sing. It is to Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon with a House Panther twist...
I saw a House Panther with a Seafood menu in his hand
Walking through my hallway in the sun
He was looking for a place called Mee Mo Took's
Going to get himself a big dish of tuna chow mein
Me-ow, House Panthers are hungry
If you hear him yowling around your kitchen door
Better not let him in
Little old lady fed floofy litlle kitties late last night
House Panther’s are eatin' again
Me-ow, House Panthers are hungry
He's the hairy pawed kitty who ran amuck in Kent
Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair
Better stay away from himHe'll put the bitey on your hand, Jim
I'd like to pet his tail - o M
Me-ow, House Panthers are hungry
Well, I saw Lon Chaney petting a Panther Queen
Petting a House Panther Queen
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. petting a Panther Queen
Petting a House Panther Queen
I saw a werewolf drinking a catnip colada at Trader Joe’s
And his hair was perfect
Me-ow, House Panthers are hungry
Feed me.

OK, so it isn't great, but it's fun!