Thursday - It's Me, MikiCato, from Five Oaks

     It me agin, MikiCato, coming to yous from da SouthWoodsUSA hideaway we calls Five Oaks Manor.  Da place be home to Me and da gurlkitties and da boykitties, and we, collektively, is called Da 6 Mouskateers of Five Oaks Manor.  
     So, you tinks dat a way too much introductioning and blabber about ourselves and our Beans and our homeplace?  Live wif it Bubba!  I a Southren Gentlemen kitty, and I loves my roots.  Aktually, I don know what my roots is other dan I be all kitty, some Oriental types, but thats to be expectated since we all comes from day big one, Bastet!  I gets into dat stories anudder time.  Rat now I gots a bitchy story for everbudies.

Large One done showed up on da web one day wif dis!

I know it me.  An I know it not a fakedup pikture.

I wuz dere and da yarn was dere,

But I didn don it!  NOT!

Large one say he cotched me in da akt. 

I beggs to differs.  I been setted up!  

I don do no such mess an such.

I a good, decent, honorable, no nonsenses kitty!

Hones!

Jus you looks into dese eyeballs.

Does I look like I innercent or what?

It were da baby kitty, da bad boy, Rowdy, Da Heathen

what did it befores I getted up for my midnight romp.

     Sos I can hold my heads up high, keeps my pride and knows I is not in da Dorg House here or anywheres else, I repeats my statemen: " I didn done it, Hones I dint!"

     I rests my case!  

     I gone ....

Roy Sr here!  He may, or may not, have NOT done it, but I didn't scold or punish.  At least, if he DID do it, he didn't run hide like some other kitties I know of.  I'll refrain from mentioning any names here, since they are NOT House Panthers.  Well, one is, but she is outside on the Cat Porch.  (You'll meet her when Miki can talk her into posing and helping with the typing.)  Her name is Miss Princess.   

     I'm gone too .....

Midnight Monday with Tillie

The Mom here. When I told Tillie I was 

going out for the day, she decided to 

catch up on her sleep !!

I think  she did very well  :)

Arms tucked under her chin .

Big stretch!!

Back to dreamland!!!!!!!

I bet she is doing this same thing again today!!!!Have a good Monday.

Thursday - It's Me, MikiCato, from Five Oaks

     

     Hello all you handsomes and beauticious House Panther Boys and Gurls!  

     Today I talks bout da Large One and his flashy/clicky box and all da times he done shoved dat thang in my face/muzzle.  I gets all googgledy eyed when dat ting make wif da sunlight blink.  So, da las time he done made it flashy in my eyes I don gived him an ultematimum type warnin/threat.  Not sure it sunked into dat big hairless ole head, but did is what I did.

I wuz protectin my bed linens/blankies in da laundry baskit

when da Large One popped da blinky ting in my eyeballs.

I gived him da look

But he done squatted down byside dat baskit

and I knowed rat dere he were gonna make blinky agin.

So I went into my speachy ting.  

Acorse I knows him don't unnerstands kitty talk

so I did the big Mime bit.  I good at mime aktually.

I sed to himself I sed "You seez dis paw I holds up here?

Les me shows you somethin bout dis paw."

"Dis paw gots a sekret button thingy built in

so when I gets mad and don wans no more 

of somethin or somebodies.

I just aks lak I be washin my tootsie,

when acktually I is pushin da button."

Havin sed dat, I did push da secret button, 

an at da same times I puts on da 'I whops old butt' face.

Well, as all cats knows, when da secret button be pushed,

out comes da secret wepons, da CLAWS.

I seys to da Large One I seys,

"Clicks one more times in my face and I use dese 

Ninja Kitty weapons on YO face!  

Now Skatz!"

Corse I wont use dem on hims, but hims don knows dat.

     Well him done gots up, backeded up a bit, sitted down in hims chair at the beans eaty table, and said to da Small One, "You know I don't think he likes me using the camera Hon!  Maybe YOU should take the snaps from now on."

     Whatevers.  Him not takes no more piktuires or whatchamakallits snappys since den.  I lets you know iffin it worked.  Iffin it did we gots it made.  NO MOR flaslhy in da face.  Meowrrh!   Paws crossed!  

     Laters .....

     Y'all comes sees us at da Blog and at da Web Site.

Midnight Monday with Tillie

Hi friends. Tillie here.
I am posing while Mom gets the white balance
on her camera adjusted.

I think I will clean this spot while Mom's busy.

Gee!! I feel like doing something fun today.

But what?? Hmmmmm...

Oooooooooooo!! There's an idea!!!!

I have to move up one level!!

Mom has these little lights up here.

I want to check them out.

Maybe they could be fun to play with,heehee

Tillie,  what are you doing !!!

Um, just hanging out mom.

Heh,heh,heh!!

Have a fun day everycat!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday - Hello from Five Oaks

     We tried ta post here all week, but tings jus don wanna gives us time.  One times we even losted da piktures, but now we here, just to make sures we still gots da keys to da place.

     Da Small One (my Pretty One) and da Large One (my Lapdaddy) been busy taking care of us 6 Mouskateers, tryin to keep da heat away from us, seeins dat we don gets sicks.  Dey been havin troubles demselves, but sofars all is okydokey!

Dis my Happy place

But I gots my Mads look on 

'cause of dat clicky-flashy box

in da Bean's paws

     I Takes a naps when I cans, and I been seein to it dat da beans does da same.  Well, all us inside kitties has been workin hard at dat chores.  When dey not takin a cat naps I does my nappin in da Large One's lap.

Is nice here.

I has to work hard to gets my times here

but it worth it.

Large One allays fuss when I demands lappytimes

But him allays smiles while he fussin

and puttin a blankey in hims lap for me.

     I gots other happy places ta takes my nappies, and lots of dem is in da winders ..... Large One puts nestes for us in all da winders in da house 'ceptin da ones with da rumbly box what makes cold winds in da Manorhouse.  

Sometimes I takes nappy on da rompin rail what run

acrost da computyr room up in da Ceiling Kitty part of da Manorhouse.

But it not safe for long sleepy tymes nap

Sos I mostleys plays wif da Large One pony tail

when him walk under where I is.

     I tinks I says enough for nows.  Large one and da other Kitties gots tings dey wants to do an placeses dey wants to do on da interwebs, so I says Bye Byes now and go takes my nap sommeres where da beans don't can gets to wif dat click-flashy box ting.

     Y'all comes sees us at da Blog and at da Web Site.

Midnight Monday with Tillie

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

You know what???

There is nothing as good as a 

stretch

and some sunbeams

to make a  nap in a box a wonderful thing!!!

Mmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!